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Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim
Since 2008, I have volunteered at the Roskilde Festival in Denmark, and all years I’ve been a part of the group responsible for the signs at and around the Festival. I’m educated within that field, as one of two on the team, so I worked way faster than everyone else, and with better results too.
In 2011 I got in a bit of an altercation with one of the other members of the team, as he blamed me for something that wasn’t my fault.
I was in a difficult period of my live at that point, and the unnecessarily angry criticism hit me way harder than it should have, so when he was promoted to being a lead member of the team from the following year, I refused to rejoin the group.
So, in 2012 I was not a part of the group, and in 2013, I didn’t have the time or the economy to participate, so I wasn’t at the Festival at all that year.
All the years that I have been at the Festival, I was there with my (now) ex-boyfriend, and admittedly, since I broke up with him, my life and self esteem have become more stable, and I am actually looking forward to participating in the Festival without him to be jealous and pissed because I spend time talking with people that I only see a few times a year.
Anyway, I asked the Sign Crew, whether they had room for me, and I was told that they had all the positions filled, but because I knew what I was doing, I could be moved to the front of the waiting list.
Now, the Festival was getting closer, and I really wanted to participate, and I decided that I wasn’t going to wait around, on what, to me, sounded like a “maybe, but don’t count on it,” so I contacted my mother, whom is responsible for another team at the Festival, and got a spot there.
So, Kim, one of the responsible members of the Sign Crew, decides to write me, to let me know that it’s actually quite possible that I can get a spot at the crew anyway, where to, I have to inform him that I’ve found another group to join, and therefore have to pass. He seems understanding and wishes me a good festival and such.
I just now discovered that he has written me again; he’s been talking with the other leaders of the team, and they’ve discussed it a bit, and have decided that they really, really want me on the team, because I know what I’m doing and I’m good at it, and if it’s possible that we can figure something out, so that I can join them anyway.
They are actually, practically, begging for me to join them, and that actually feels surprisingly nice.
My mother is currently in a meeting, but I’ll talk to her later and find out what we will be doing, because honestly, I would prefer to join the Sign Crew, but only if she can do without me, as I don’t want to be a burden.
Sorry, I’m still stuck on that Gordon Ramsay as the Potions Master post.
"We’re going to use fresh, vibrant dragon toenails, locally grown and sustainable."
"You don’t add eye of newt to a room temperature cauldron, you ignorant shit."
"It’s fucking raw!"
This would go great with Bobby Singer, Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.
"Here, let me look it up in my How to Sweet-Talk Ukrainian Dragons manual. Oh, wait. No one ever wrote one."
don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved Batman since I was a tiny child, but I think we all need to come to terms with the fact that he has the personality of very grim yogurt
Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
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